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| Best Love Story
Ever |
A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border)
areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell
in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the
people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened
that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.
The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers
but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love
and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said
that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved
each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age
old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to
the city for shopping for the wedding.
He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the
road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has
died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her
mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked
her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter's
clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.
Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke
up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed
the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same
dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next
night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy
gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash
the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.
In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked
the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the
door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up...,
and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked "what
is this..? to which
the fairy replied :
"kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel
hai na..."
I know what u are feeling now... But don't look for me... I'm
searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!! |
| Bill Clinton
in Bollywood |
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Clinton in Bollywood
Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood.
He wants to be
in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming..
Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing "Yeh
Bill Na hota bechara,
kadam na hote awara.."
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and
responded "Bill, Dhak
dhak karne laga, mora jiyorra darne laga", And Bill,
brimming with thrill,
rushed and opened the door and realized he is the President
of the USA.
So he paused and looked at her like Ajay Devgan from PTHHT.
But Monica could
hear Kumar Sanu's song, and said, "Dil-Bill, Pyar Wyar,
Main kya janoo re"
He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb and sang
"Chori Chori jab
nazzare mili, chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi
hai mazaa!"
Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan
in Ghulam -"Aankhon
se tune ye kya keh diya, Bill ye diwana machalne laga.."
Monica picked up the
cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee - "yeh kya hua, pehle
to aisa hota na
tha..."
Bill then closed the door with a mischievious smile and sang
"Hum tum ek kamre
mein band hon aur chaabi kho jaaye..." The rest is history.
The poor security
guards outside could only hear the full throated song from
Dil Se, "Bill se,
Bill se Bill se, Bill to aakhir bill hain na..."
Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and confessed about
her affair - "Mera
Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.."
Tripp recorded Monica's
confessions and went to legal eagle Kenneth Starr with her
cassette and screamed
"Le gayee Bill, Lewinsky..paagal mujhe kar diya".
Starr called Clinton and asked
"Yeh kya hua, kaise hua kab hua..." But Bill cleverly
interrupted and said "Oh
chhodo, ye na poocho.." But Starr persisted and sang
"Jhoot bole kowaa kaate.."
Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her up.
Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu?
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..?
Bill: Sun
Monica: Suna
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala?
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala
Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all, "Bill kya
kare jab kisi se kisi ko
pyaar ho jaye..."., to which Starr had a ready reply,
"Aye Bill hai mushkil
jeena yahan, jara bach ke, jara hat ke, yeh hai White House
meri Jaan!"
Cut...Cut...Cut...!!
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| Computer
Relted Phylosphy |
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jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain
shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning
1 man was travelling in train with 3 kids a women was sitting
with him . women says to man r these ur kids ? he said nooooo
! im a condom seller and these are customer,s complaints
1 Egyptian guy Said To her Girlfriend Come Behind the Pyramids
And I will Make U A Mummy.
woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain
~! Merey MSN Ki Window Main !~
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai..m
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| 2
Pagal |
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye
anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday
hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis
kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
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