| Blind Pilot |
'One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up
so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane,
and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.
Both appear to be blind.
The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right
and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using
a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.
At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must
be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes
the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down
the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering
among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses
for reassurance.
Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin
panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets
closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming
more and more hysterical.
Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left,
there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone
screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts
off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and
turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers
aren\'t going to scream, and we\'re gonna get killed! |
| Visit The Sun |
'A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA,
were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while.
Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where
the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"
The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started
laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can\'t go to
the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"
The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"
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| Got The Time?
(Unanswered Questions) |
| Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom
is? |
| Microsoft tech
drafted |
'One of Microsoft Network\'s finest support techs was drafted
into the Army and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a
rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and
fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.
The report came from the target area that all of his attempts
had completely missed the target.
The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked
at the rifle again, and then once more at the target. He placed
his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon he yelled toward
the target area...
It\'s leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end! |
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